I opened my front door this morning and before I open the glass door I always take a look around before I step outside, just in case some fool or possum wants to jump out at me. Well I noticed that my neighbors dog is walking in my yard and he is standing in HIS yard looking at this dog getting ready to take a shit in MY yard. I opened my door to stop this from happening and the dog starts barking at me WHILE dropping the duece!!! 🐶💩 (I didn’t even know that was anatomically possible) How you gonna bark at me and shit in MY yard?!!? I don’t blame the dog but I did give the dog a message to give to his master…..”wait”. As soon as that shit (literally and figuratively) dries up, it is ON!!!